Well, a dude tried to pick me up, so this definitely fits in the Unusual category.
I went to a meeting, and I didn't know anyone, so I sat by myself. This dude who had been sitting by himself came and sat in the seat next to me, and introduced himself. He works at Microsoft, and for a split-second I wondered if it was wrong to marry someone for their gym membership, because I know he gets a discount at the Pro Sports Club, aka the best gym ever. It only took a split-second, because of course I know that is wrong.
During the meeting this dude played on his smart phone constantly, which I found very distracting. He also belched once, and did not even excuse himself. So rude. After the meeting, he told me he was hungry. I gave him a look that said: I ate dinner at dinner time, and it is now 9 o'clock at night, and I'm a girl, so I don't eat dinner a second time late at night, unless I want to gain 50 pounds, which I don't. I didn't mean to give him this look exactly, but I'm not very subtle, and this is what I was thinking, so I'm pretty sure that's what my face was saying.
I proceeded to leave, and he proceeded to follow me. And by follow, I mean I opened two doors and he walked through them. Ruuuuuuuude. He still has his smart phone in his hand, and he asks me for my email address. You might think I wouldn't give him my email address, because I am not interested in him at all. You would be totally wrong. If I have learned anything in my life, it is to be open-minded. So I rattle off my email address. A look of panic crosses his face, and he exclaims, "I need paper and a pen!"
Whaaaaaaaat? I laughed. In his face. Not on purpose, of course, but I was laughing, and there was his face. And I replied, "You're holding your phone. In your hand." There was a momentary look of confusion, and he confessed he had never used his phone that way. So I walked him through Contacts, New, Name, Email address. Again, Whaaaaaaaat? He hasn't emailed me. Is it because I laughed in his face? Is he unable to find my contact info in his smart phone without my assistance?
I think I dodged a bullet.